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I decided to get Metal Gear Rising for my BDay

Here are my thoughts on it chronologial order as I thought said thoughts as I played:

STAY DEAD YOU FREAKIN’ ROBOTIC OSTRICH. I BISECTED YOU. BITCHES JUST DON’T WALK OFF FROM THAT

Don’t worry the Prime Minister isn’t dead. He can totally survive that machete in the chest. Its just a flesh wound. I take chest machetes all the time.

Alright….uhhh……he just got tossed off a train…..maybe the Prime Minister survived that…Daahhh, fuck…I got nothing. Dude’s dead as shit.

Collateral damage doesn’t exist in the language of FREEDOM.

RUIN ALL THE CIVLIAN INFRASTRUCTURE.

REMOVE ELECTROLYTES.

Why am I fighting a cow robot?

Why did I just get my ass kicked by a cow robot?

STUPID ROBOT DOG. YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.

Bitches don’t know ‘bout my Zandatsu.

This is just like one of my animes!!

Boku no Blade Mode.

Fuck stealth. I’m Raiden.

WHY AM I FIGHTING CYBORG GORILLAS AND T-REXS IN A MEXICAN SEWER?! THIS MAKES NO SENSE AND WHY IS IT STILL FUN?!

alpha-beta-gamer:

Catlateral Damage is a first person mischievous cat simulator, where your objective is to knock as many of your loving owners belongings onto the floor within a 2 minute time limit.

It’s a fun little game, and there’s a lot of satisfaction to be had from knocking things over and making a mess (That’s probably why cats do it in the first place).  The dev plans to add more levels (rooms) to destroy, but at the Alpha gives you free reign to destroy your owners bedroom for 2 mins.  On your marks… get set… destroy!!

Play the Alpha, Free

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